I did not stay home two days with a sick boy and not know what to do with myself. While not doing that, I did not completely empty my DVR.

I have not told several people lately that I'm so special Taylor Schools have given me next week off for my birthday. (There is no school next week) Also, I'm so important that the post office and banks are closed on my birthday too. (President's Day aka My Birthday)

I am not obsessed with my new camera.

I am not royally ticked off at a few people. It's probably not a good thing that I don't see them because there is no way that I would tell them off.

It was not me who was so deep in thought while taking a shower that I forgot to actually bathe. I did not actually step out of the shower and start drying off before realizing I had only washed my hair.

I surely didn't download pictures for 1 hour pickup at Walmart, only to leave them there for 2 days and finally picked them up....no, not me, I always pick them up precisely 1 hour after ordering and they NEVER have to call me to remind me they are there!

Well there it is, another "Not Me Monday!" Hope everyone has a great week!!!

Until our next adventure..........