First off, I am not typing this instead of getting busy doing things that need to be done! Nope, I am organized and responsible.

When we were stopped behind a car at a red light and the light turned green,Ian did not say, “Let’s go, Buddy” to the driver of the car in front of us who was evidently paying less attention to the light than he was. He is not at all like me!

On a quick trip to Wal-mart, where I was going to be the only one to get out and run in and get a few things, the whole family did not get out, wander around the store, fill a basket full of items.

I am not seriously thinking about getting my nose pierced.

I did not let my kids eat Taco Bell four days in a row because they wanted to set the how many days in a row can you eat Taco Bell record.