1. Seriously sleep deprived.
2. Sleep deprivation makes you stupid and unable to write.
3. I am rarely without an infant in my arms which makes it hard to type. (I have created a very spoiled baby who doesn't like to be put down.)
4. I spend too much time arguing with my sassy pre-teen know-it-all daughter.
5. During the rare occasion that I don't have an infant in my arms I usually use those 5 or 10 minutes to load the dishwasher or vacuum the living room.